Yeah, so Psycho tracked me down on F*cebook and if you read her posts there she almost sounds normal. But I know better. Wish I had all her time to fart around. She goes to workout (maybe you should just WORK) and drops the kids off at AWANA, whatever the hell that is (maybe they should go to SCHOOL). Then she has to post about how she better get to grading papers, whatever! She asked me this past weekend if Marjorie was going to start staying with "family members". Not yours, since the entire freaking weekend I was the only one who closed the door to the fucking basement. Sorry, not letting her stay there without me if no one can remember that her version of going down stairs would be ass over tea kettle. Don't want to get the call from two hours away that my baby is in the hospital with a broken neck or worse, dead. The only family that will be watching her will be mine, thank you very much. She sure as hell won't be staying with you honey. She gets up at 6:00am, not noon or later.
The other sister-in-law and her husband are buying a house. 3300 square feet with a huge kitchen and a huge yard that needs a ton of work. These are two of the laziest people I know and they don't cook. Should be interesting seeing if either of them can get off the computers or games long enough to keep this place up. Oh and she is pregnant too.
In other news, looks like Spring may actually be coming to Wisconsin. I did get out and rake up dog shit on Sunday so that once Marjorie becomes unafraid of the grass she can play in it without finding "tootsie rolls".
She has recovered from the black-eye quite nicely, just a small mark on her cheek bone. Now she has a cold so wakes up at night from choking on her own snot or because her nostrils are glued shut.
Still not saying many words, but the ones she has mastered she just yells them for everything. MOMMA! DADDY! DADA! AH-TSSS(Alex), POPPA! THANK YOU! WELCOME!, those last two aren't clear, but you know she is saying them because she is using them in the proper context. That girl is LOUD!!! She has now outgrown most of her 18 month clothes, she is only 14 months old. Good thing my neighbors gave me several totes full of stuff their girls outgrew. Perfect timing from Tina, though I am afraid that soon Marjorie will be handing down clothes to Emily if this rate of growth keeps up.
Husband leaving today and won't return until Saturday for the stupid basketball crappola. Yeah! Too bad the TV in the livingroom took a shit on Tuesday morning. Now we are down to the little one from the basement, which works great but I may have to move my chair closer so that I can see, even with my contacts in.
One more day until the weekend. So ready to get away from here for two days. Last night of bowling on Saturday, so that should be fun.
Crazy cousin emailed me, she lives 20 minutes away, has not seen Marjorie yet tells everyone she is her God Mother, apparently she had a 3.5 inch tumor removed from her heart last week. A phone call might have been nice, could have helped you out if you needed it. Since her divorce proceedings started she has been slowly losing her mind, based on the few phone calls and emails she sent me.
Question for you:
When you put someone in your will do you need their social security numbers? Crazy Cousin wanted the SS numbers for the kids to put them in her will. I did not provide them and don't plan to, but just wondering if that is something new.
Some pictures to make up for my crabby old post.
Wool pants I made also work as diaper covers. Used an old wool sweater and she thinks she is so cool.
She thinks she should style her own hair with whatever is leftover from dinner.
Looks so innocent, doesn't she?
Photo courtesy of BTrick Photography.
I still need to pick what pictures to get printed so I can hang them on the wall.
